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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 06:12

Still no good
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
So they tried
No go.
—
No, not a chance
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Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How do you view men and women who cheat?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
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So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Is TikTok becoming a platform for soft porn?
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How did it feel when experiencing gay sex for the first?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds